{"id":1667,"date":"2018-08-20T21:15:40","date_gmt":"2018-08-20T20:15:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cozynotes.cz\/?p=1667"},"modified":"2018-08-20T21:15:40","modified_gmt":"2018-08-20T20:15:40","slug":"bernardovi-k-svatku","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cozynotes.cz\/index.php\/2018\/08\/20\/bernardovi-k-svatku\/","title":{"rendered":"Bernardovi k sv\u00e1tku"},"content":{"rendered":"

Tak jsem m\u011bl dneska velkej pl\u00e1n. Je p\u011bkn\u011b, sv\u00e1tek m\u00e1 Bernard, to\u017e zajedu do Sokolovny v Sudom\u011b\u0159ic\u00edch. Cestou jsem vymyslel, jak si d\u00e1m zase\u00a0 \u0161umavu a pivo a ud\u011bl\u00e1m takov\u00fd vin\u0161ov\u00e1n\u00ed: toast2bernard. K tomu ta fotka \u0161umavsk\u00fd topinky s kopic\u00ed s\u00fdra a orosen\u00e1 sklenice Bernarda. Jako\u017ee vtipn\u00fd a n\u00e1padit\u00fd. Uznejte. Od \u010dlov\u011bka, kter\u00fd ka\u017ed\u00fd rok bojuje s pochopen\u00edm loga Karlovarsk\u00fdho festivalu, kterej lu\u0161t\u00ed logo hotelu Miura v Beskydech a jin\u00e9 z\u00e1ludnosti designu, je to v\u00fdkon.<\/p>\n

Jen\u017ee chyba l\u00e1vky. Pond\u011bl\u00ed den zav\u00edrac\u00ed, umrlc\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed na regreac\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed.\u00a0 Chvilku mysl\u00edm na to zajet a\u017e do Bechyn\u011b, jen\u017ee nev\u00edm, jestli tam n\u011bkde Bernarda maj\u00ed a taky se te\u010f u\u017e stm\u00edv\u00e1 trochu d\u0159\u00edv, tak aby mi nezhasli. Nerad jezd\u00edm s blika\u010dkama. No, tak si holt d\u00e1m pauzu na golfu v obo\u0159e. Pauzu si tam d\u00e1t m\u016f\u017eu, to je tak v\u0161echno. Proto\u017ee pond\u011bl\u00ed. Na recepci sice sed\u00ed chlap\u00edk, ale pr\u00fd: „Jako v muzeu! \u0160\u0165astnou cestu.“<\/p>\n

Bo\u017ee, to maj fakt v\u0161echny hospody na Blatech v pond\u011bl\u00ed zav\u0159eno? Nemaj! Zachra\u0148uje Debrn\u00edk. Umrlc\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed se tu rekreujou ve st\u0159edu.<\/p>\n

To\u017e, na zdrav\u00ed, pane Bernard!<\/p>\n

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Tak jsem m\u011bl dneska velkej pl\u00e1n. Je p\u011bkn\u011b, sv\u00e1tek m\u00e1 Bernard, to\u017e zajedu do Sokolovny v Sudom\u011b\u0159ic\u00edch. Cestou jsem vymyslel, jak si d\u00e1m zase\u00a0 \u0161umavu a pivo a ud\u011bl\u00e1m takov\u00fd vin\u0161ov\u00e1n\u00ed: toast2bernard. K tomu ta fotka \u0161umavsk\u00fd topinky s kopic\u00ed s\u00fdra a orosen\u00e1 sklenice Bernarda. Jako\u017ee vtipn\u00fd a n\u00e1padit\u00fd. Uznejte. Od \u010dlov\u011bka, kter\u00fd ka\u017ed\u00fd rok … <\/p>\n

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