{"id":1667,"date":"2018-08-20T21:15:40","date_gmt":"2018-08-20T20:15:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cozynotes.cz\/?p=1667"},"modified":"2018-08-20T21:15:40","modified_gmt":"2018-08-20T20:15:40","slug":"bernardovi-k-svatku","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cozynotes.cz\/index.php\/2018\/08\/20\/bernardovi-k-svatku\/","title":{"rendered":"Bernardovi k sv\u00e1tku"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tak jsem m\u011bl dneska velkej pl\u00e1n. Je p\u011bkn\u011b, sv\u00e1tek m\u00e1 Bernard, to\u017e zajedu do Sokolovny v Sudom\u011b\u0159ic\u00edch. Cestou jsem vymyslel, jak si d\u00e1m zase\u00a0 \u0161umavu a pivo a ud\u011bl\u00e1m takov\u00fd vin\u0161ov\u00e1n\u00ed: toast2bernard. K tomu ta fotka \u0161umavsk\u00fd topinky s kopic\u00ed s\u00fdra a orosen\u00e1 sklenice Bernarda. Jako\u017ee vtipn\u00fd a n\u00e1padit\u00fd. Uznejte. Od \u010dlov\u011bka, kter\u00fd ka\u017ed\u00fd rok bojuje s pochopen\u00edm loga Karlovarsk\u00fdho festivalu, kterej lu\u0161t\u00ed logo hotelu Miura v Beskydech a jin\u00e9 z\u00e1ludnosti designu, je to v\u00fdkon.<\/p>\n<p>Jen\u017ee chyba l\u00e1vky. Pond\u011bl\u00ed den zav\u00edrac\u00ed, umrlc\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed na regreac\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed.\u00a0 Chvilku mysl\u00edm na to zajet a\u017e do Bechyn\u011b, jen\u017ee nev\u00edm, jestli tam n\u011bkde Bernarda maj\u00ed a taky se te\u010f u\u017e stm\u00edv\u00e1 trochu d\u0159\u00edv, tak aby mi nezhasli. Nerad jezd\u00edm s blika\u010dkama. No, tak si holt d\u00e1m pauzu na golfu v obo\u0159e. Pauzu si tam d\u00e1t m\u016f\u017eu, to je tak v\u0161echno. Proto\u017ee pond\u011bl\u00ed. Na recepci sice sed\u00ed chlap\u00edk, ale pr\u00fd: &#8222;Jako v muzeu! \u0160\u0165astnou cestu.&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>Bo\u017ee, to maj fakt v\u0161echny hospody na Blatech v pond\u011bl\u00ed zav\u0159eno? Nemaj! Zachra\u0148uje Debrn\u00edk. Umrlc\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed se tu rekreujou ve st\u0159edu.<\/p>\n<p>To\u017e, na zdrav\u00ed, pane Bernard!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cozynotes.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/IMG_20180820_192444_367.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-1668\" src=\"http:\/\/www.cozynotes.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/IMG_20180820_192444_367-849x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"633\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.cozynotes.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/IMG_20180820_192444_367-849x1024.jpg 849w, https:\/\/www.cozynotes.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/IMG_20180820_192444_367-249x300.jpg 249w, https:\/\/www.cozynotes.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/IMG_20180820_192444_367-768x926.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tak jsem m\u011bl dneska velkej pl\u00e1n. Je p\u011bkn\u011b, sv\u00e1tek m\u00e1 Bernard, to\u017e zajedu do Sokolovny v Sudom\u011b\u0159ic\u00edch. Cestou jsem vymyslel, jak si d\u00e1m zase\u00a0 \u0161umavu a pivo a ud\u011bl\u00e1m takov\u00fd vin\u0161ov\u00e1n\u00ed: toast2bernard. K tomu ta fotka \u0161umavsk\u00fd topinky s kopic\u00ed s\u00fdra a orosen\u00e1 sklenice Bernarda. Jako\u017ee vtipn\u00fd a n\u00e1padit\u00fd. Uznejte. Od \u010dlov\u011bka, kter\u00fd ka\u017ed\u00fd rok &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.cozynotes.cz\/index.php\/2018\/08\/20\/bernardovi-k-svatku\/\" class=\"more-link\">Pokra\u010dovat ve \u010dten\u00ed<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8222;Bernardovi k sv\u00e1tku&#8220;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[50],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cozynotes.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1667"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cozynotes.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cozynotes.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cozynotes.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cozynotes.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1667"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.cozynotes.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1667\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1669,"href":"https:\/\/www.cozynotes.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1667\/revisions\/1669"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cozynotes.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1667"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cozynotes.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1667"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cozynotes.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1667"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}