{"id":280,"date":"2017-09-13T20:17:49","date_gmt":"2017-09-13T20:17:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cozynotes.cz\/?p=280"},"modified":"2017-11-13T15:51:30","modified_gmt":"2017-11-13T15:51:30","slug":"mrtvolky-a-zraloci","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cozynotes.cz\/index.php\/2017\/09\/13\/mrtvolky-a-zraloci\/","title":{"rendered":"Mrtvolky a \u017eraloci"},"content":{"rendered":"

Hur\u00e1 na baz\u00e9n.
\n„No, dneska m\u00e1me jen dv\u011b dr\u00e1hy, to v\u00edte, u\u017e to za\u010dalo. Rad\u0161i mrkn\u011bte.“
\nHmm, dv\u011b dr\u00e1hy uprost\u0159ed. Plav\u00e1n\u00ed pro d\u011bti zleva i zprava.\u00a0
\n„To d\u00e1m,“ \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m si.<\/span><\/p>\n

\n

P\u0159ecpan\u00fd baz\u00e9n je n\u011bkdy probl\u00e9m. B\u00fdvaj\u00ed tam kv\u011bt\u00e1ci. Chod\u00ed po dn\u011b, nakade\u0159en\u00e9 hlavy nad vodou, a nam\u00edsto plav\u00e1n\u00ed klevet\u00ed. P\u0159i plav\u00e1n\u00ed jste pak trochu jako nevidom\u00ed v Brn\u011b p\u0159ed hlav\u00e1kem.<\/p>\n

Dnes je to jin\u00e9.
\n„A budeme spl\u00fdvat na hladin\u011b! Jako mrtvolky,“ ozve se ze b\u0159ehu.
\nZaml\u017eily se mi br\u00fdle. Rukama rozhrnuju mrtvolky na hladin\u011b.
\nKrom\u011b nich tu jsou dnes i t\u0159i \u017eraloci. Drav\u011b se kraulem vrhaj\u00ed do hejna. Jednou dostanu facku, podruh\u00e9 kopanec.
\nD\u00e1 se p\u0159e\u017e\u00edt jen tak, \u017ee napodob\u00edte mrtvolku nebo \u017eraloka.
\nMimikry. Sna\u017e\u00edm se b\u00fdt \u017eralok, ale \u010dasem jsem asi v\u00edc mrtvolka.
\nJedna z nich vedle mne zvedne hlavu z hladiny a pt\u00e1 se druh\u00e9: „Je tu n\u011bkde v\u00ed\u0159ivka?“
\nNo jasn\u011b, tohle cel\u00e9 je v\u00ed\u0159ivka. Voda se to\u010d\u00ed a c\u00e1k\u00e1. V\u00ed\u0159\u00ed v n\u00ed mrtvolky, houbovit\u00e9 plovac\u00ed desti\u010dky, \u017eraloci, barevn\u00ed hadi odd\u011bluj\u00edc\u00ed dr\u00e1hy a j\u00e1. Na b\u0159ez\u00edch povykuj\u00ed tren\u00e9\u0159i.<\/p>\n

Kr\u00e1sn\u00fd \u0161koln\u00ed rok!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Hur\u00e1 na baz\u00e9n. „No, dneska m\u00e1me jen dv\u011b dr\u00e1hy, to v\u00edte, u\u017e to za\u010dalo. Rad\u0161i mrkn\u011bte.“ Hmm, dv\u011b dr\u00e1hy uprost\u0159ed. Plav\u00e1n\u00ed pro d\u011bti zleva i zprava.\u00a0 „To d\u00e1m,“ \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m si. P\u0159ecpan\u00fd baz\u00e9n je n\u011bkdy probl\u00e9m. B\u00fdvaj\u00ed tam kv\u011bt\u00e1ci. Chod\u00ed po dn\u011b, nakade\u0159en\u00e9 hlavy nad vodou, a nam\u00edsto plav\u00e1n\u00ed klevet\u00ed. P\u0159i plav\u00e1n\u00ed jste pak trochu jako … <\/p>\n

Pokra\u010dovat ve \u010dten\u00ed „Mrtvolky a \u017eraloci“<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[50],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-280","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nepravidelnik"],"yoast_head":"\nMrtvolky a \u017eraloci - Koz\u00ed notes<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.cozynotes.cz\/index.php\/2017\/09\/13\/mrtvolky-a-zraloci\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"cs_CZ\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Mrtvolky a \u017eraloci - Koz\u00ed notes\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Hur\u00e1 na baz\u00e9n. „No, dneska m\u00e1me jen dv\u011b dr\u00e1hy, to v\u00edte, u\u017e to za\u010dalo. 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