{"id":573,"date":"2014-10-30T16:48:23","date_gmt":"2014-10-30T15:48:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cozynotes.cz\/?p=573"},"modified":"2017-11-23T10:28:39","modified_gmt":"2017-11-23T09:28:39","slug":"agra","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cozynotes.cz\/index.php\/2014\/10\/30\/agra\/","title":{"rendered":"Agra"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"P\u0159ijet do vyhl\u00e1\u0161en\u00e9 turistick\u00e9 destinace jako je Agra s sebou nese mnoh\u00e1 rizika. P\u0159edn\u011b nesm\u00edte nikomu v\u011b\u0159it. Ani pokud m\u00e1 vl\u00e1dn\u00ed pov\u011b\u0159en\u00ed, ta tu m\u00e1 toti\u017e ka\u017ed\u00fd, v\u010detn\u011b ukl\u00edze\u010dky. U\u017e sh\u00e1n\u011bn\u00ed l\u00edstk\u016f na vlak v Dill\u00ed je martyrium nev\u00eddan\u00e9. Str\u010d\u00ed do kapsy i pov\u011bstn\u00fd d\u016fm zmaten\u00ed mysli z Asterixe.<\/p>\n

Nejd\u0159\u00edve se v\u00e1s vl\u00e1dn\u00ed zam\u011bstnanec pokou\u0161\u00ed poslat rik\u0161ou do \u00fapln\u011b jin\u00e9 budovy, pak si v\u00e1s pos\u00edlaj\u00ed od jednoho ok\u00e9nka k druh\u00e9mu, p\u0159i\u010dem\u017e mus\u00edte bojovat o m\u00edsto, proto\u017ee fronta tu nem\u00e1 \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd v\u00fdznam. Nakonec zjist\u00edte, \u017ee n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed m\u00e1 dv\u011b budovy vzd\u00e1len\u00e9 od sebe asi 500 m, a v t\u00e9 druh\u00e9 je samoz\u0159ejm\u011b infocentrum pro turisty. Tam ov\u0161em mus\u00edte \u010dekat asi 1.5 hodiny, abyste zjistili, \u017ee vlak u\u017e je stejn\u011b obsazen\u00fd. To v\u00e1m uk\u00e1\u017eou na klasick\u00e9m monitoru a po\u010d\u00edta\u010di, kter\u00fd p\u0159ipom\u00edn\u00e1 Atari. \u017d\u00e1dn\u00e1 my\u0161, \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e1 okna, v\u0161e se mus\u00ed otrocky vypsat. Na rezervaci mista ve vlaku se vypl\u0148uj\u00ed pap\u00edrov\u00e9 \u017e\u00e1danky. V Ag\u0159e je te\u010f popul\u00e1rn\u00ed spol\u00e9hat na to, \u017ee turista nep\u0159epo\u010d\u00edt\u00e1v\u00e1 \u010d\u00e1stky za jednotliv\u00e9 polo\u017eky, tak\u017ee sta\u010d\u00ed uv\u00e9st vy\u0161\u0161\u00ed cenu. Dal\u0161\u00edm trikem je tv\u00e1\u0159it se, \u017ee zrovna nem\u00e1m pen\u00edze na vr\u00e1cen\u00ed. D\u00e1le tvrdit, \u017ee trh m\u00e1 zav\u0159eno a \u017ee v\u00e1m uk\u00e1\u017eou jin\u00fd. V me\u0161it\u011b ve Fathepur Sikri jsem pochopil sc\u00e9nu, kdy Je\u017e\u00ed\u0161 vyh\u00e1n\u00ed trhovce z Chr\u00e1mu. Taky bych vzal d\u016ftky a hnal je svinsk\u00fdm krokem. Mezi t\u00edm marasmem, kter\u00fd s sebou p\u0159in\u00e1\u0161\u00ed turismus, je v\u0161ak takov\u00e1 spousta kr\u00e1sn\u00fdch m\u00edst, mil\u00fdch lid\u00ed a dobr\u00e9ho j\u00eddla, \u017ee na roz\u010dilen\u00ed zapomenete.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

P\u0159ijet do vyhl\u00e1\u0161en\u00e9 turistick\u00e9 destinace jako je Agra s sebou nese mnoh\u00e1 rizika. P\u0159edn\u011b nesm\u00edte nikomu v\u011b\u0159it. Ani pokud m\u00e1 vl\u00e1dn\u00ed pov\u011b\u0159en\u00ed, ta tu m\u00e1 toti\u017e ka\u017ed\u00fd, v\u010detn\u011b ukl\u00edze\u010dky. U\u017e sh\u00e1n\u011bn\u00ed l\u00edstk\u016f na vlak v Dill\u00ed je martyrium nev\u00eddan\u00e9. Str\u010d\u00ed do kapsy i pov\u011bstn\u00fd d\u016fm zmaten\u00ed mysli z Asterixe.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[34],"tags":[71],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cozynotes.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/573"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cozynotes.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cozynotes.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cozynotes.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cozynotes.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=573"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.cozynotes.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/573\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":696,"href":"https:\/\/www.cozynotes.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/573\/revisions\/696"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cozynotes.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=573"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cozynotes.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=573"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cozynotes.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=573"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}