{"id":673,"date":"2017-09-26T09:59:10","date_gmt":"2017-09-26T08:59:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cozynotes.cz\/?p=673"},"modified":"2017-11-23T09:59:20","modified_gmt":"2017-11-23T08:59:20","slug":"balici","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cozynotes.cz\/index.php\/2017\/09\/26\/balici\/","title":{"rendered":"Bal\u00edci"},"content":{"rendered":"

Bal\u00edk<\/strong>
\n…
\nU\u017e od minul\u00e9ho t\u00fddne pos\u00edl\u00e1m bal\u00edk.
\nJsem l\u00edn\u00fd chodit na po\u0161tu, tak jsem si objednal PPL.
\nNep\u0159ijeli.
\nReklamoval jsem.
\n„OK, p\u0159ijedeme z\u00edtra.“
\nNep\u0159ijeli.
\nReklamoval jsem.
\n„Hmmm…my m\u00e1me v syst\u00e9mu, \u017ee je to vyzvednut\u00e9.“
\n„Nen\u00ed.“
\n„OK, my to zad\u00e1me znova, ale a\u017e na pond\u011bl\u00ed. D\u0159\u00edv to nestihneme.“
\nV pond\u011bl\u00ed p\u0159ijdu do pr\u00e1ce, bal\u00edk nikde.
\n„Super, u\u017e tu byli?“ pt\u00e1m se.
\n„Jo, u\u017e v p\u00e1tek, jak jsi n\u00e1m volal.“
\n„Ehm, v p\u00e1tek jsem volal kv\u016fli svozu vzork\u016f.“
\n„Jo aha, no my jsme m\u011bli radost, \u017ee n\u011bkdo p\u0159ijel, tak jsem mu dali ten bal\u00ed\u010dek.“
\nSkv\u011bl\u00fd! M\u016fj bal\u00edk odvezli do laborky do Prahy nam\u00edsto vzork\u016f k vr\u00e1cen\u00ed.
\nVol\u00e1m do laborky.
\n„Jojo, v\u00edme, kdy si to vym\u011bn\u00edme?“
\n„V \u00fater\u00fd budu v Praze, stav\u00edm se.“
\n„Nemus\u00edte, stejn\u011b v\u00e1m budeme pos\u00edlat dal\u0161\u00ed vzorky, tak to po\u0161leme v \u00fater\u00fd svozem. P\u0159ivezeme ten v\u00e1\u0161 bal\u00edk, dal\u0161\u00ed vzorky k anal\u00fdze a ty vzorky k vr\u00e1cen\u00ed si vyzvedneme.“
\n„OK.“
\nDnes r\u00e1no telefon. „Ehm…vol\u00e1m kv\u016fli t\u011bm vzork\u016fm.“
\n„Ano?“ U\u017e mi cukaj\u00ed koutky.
\n„Oni na ty vzorky zapomn\u011bli, ale ten v\u00e1\u0161 bal\u00ed\u010dek vezou.“<\/span><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

A bal\u00edkov\u00fd p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh se uzav\u00edr\u00e1…
\nStylov\u011b na t\u0159i jedni\u010dky pades\u00e1t, p\u0159ep\u00e1\u017eka osm.
\nPod obr\u00e1zkem postili\u00f3na.
\nA\u017e doraz\u00ed, po\u0161le mi za t\u0159i ka\u010dky smsku.<\/p>\n

\n

„Jo, pane, tady se nesm\u00ed fotit!“
\n„Ok, p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b u\u017e nebudu.“<\/p>\n

…<\/p>\n

Dva bludn\u00e9 p\u0159\u00edb\u011bhy z Blat<\/strong><\/p>\n

Bludn\u00ed voj\u00e1ci<\/p>\n

Tu\u0161\u00edm, \u017ee to byl film Copak je to za voj\u00e1ka. Mlad\u00fd Langmajer vysazen\u00fd v lese…\u00a0
\nNo, tak tohle se po\u0159\u00e1d d\u011bje.
\nJedu do Vod\u0148an p\u0159es Blatsk\u00e9 lesy, i m\u00e1v\u00e1 na mne skupinka t\u0159\u00ed voj\u00e1k\u016f kdesi za Kom\u00e1rovem. Tedy dva voj\u00e1ci, jedna voja\u010dka. J\u00e1 v dobr\u00e9m rozmaru zastavuju.
\n„Kam to bude? Jedu do Vod\u0148an.“
\n„Kamkoli n\u00e1s kousek popovezete, budeme r\u00e1di.“
\nVoja\u010dka m\u00e1 petku s vodu, ho\u0161i to\u010d\u00ed mapou nahoru a dol\u016f.
\n„No, kdybyste jel na Hut\u011b…,“ za\u010dnou nesm\u011ble, „je to kousek u Bechyn\u011b.“
\n„Ok, budete navigovat.“ Pak si vzpomenu, jak to\u010dili tou mapou a trochu znejist\u00edm.
\n„Zachr\u00e1nil jste n\u00e1s, to bysme nedo\u0161li. R\u00e1no n\u00e1s vyhodili do lesa. Bez telefon\u016f, jen 300 gram\u016f j\u00eddla na osobu a pit\u00ed. No, a my jsme trochu zabloudili. Ty lesy jsou tu hrozn\u011b hlubok\u00fd.“
\nPak u\u017e se jen sm\u011bjeme.<\/span><\/p>\n

\n

Bludn\u00ed bal\u00edci<\/p>\n

Pamatujete je\u0161t\u011b p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh s bal\u00edkem?
\nTak popojedem. Bal\u00edk se vrac\u00ed a nem\u016f\u017ee trefit.
\nP\u0159ed deseti dny upozorn\u011bn\u00ed, \u017ee reklamace je vy\u0159\u00edzena a zbo\u017e\u00ed je na cest\u011b zp\u011bt.
\nZat\u00edm nic nep\u0159i\u0161lo. Holt ze Strakonic to asi taky berou p\u0159es ty hlubok\u00e9 lesy na Blatech a maj\u00ed \u0161patn\u011b zorientovanou mapu.
\nDnes u\u017e mi dojde trp\u011blivost a vlezu na sledov\u00e1n\u00ed bal\u00edku.
\nTak pr\u00fd mi ho p\u0159ed \u0161esti dny doru\u010dovali. A pak znovu p\u0159ed p\u011bti.
\nAha, a jak se to pozn\u00e1?
\nVol\u00e1m na infolinku.
\nZkvalit\u0148uj\u00ed slu\u017eby, nahr\u00e1vaj\u00ed. V moment\u011b, kdy to za\u010dne vyzv\u00e1n\u011bt, hovor spadne.
\nZnovu.
\nZnovu.
\nNapo\u010dtvrt\u00e9 se ozve oper\u00e1torka.
\nVysv\u011btl\u00ed mi, \u017ee bal\u00edk byl ozna\u010den \u010d\u00edslem 8 na za\u010d\u00e1tku a je tedy firemn\u00ed a ty se, sv\u011bte div se, neoznamuj\u00ed telefonem ani ozn\u00e1men\u00edm. Kdy\u017e pr\u00fd ne\u010dek\u00e1m ve dve\u0159\u00edch, tak jede \u0159idi\u010d d\u00e1l.
\nVskutku skv\u011bl\u00e1 slu\u017eba.
\nNa \u00fasp\u011b\u0161nost doru\u010den\u00ed se rad\u0161i nept\u00e1m a rovnou zad\u00e1m jinou adresu a telefon.
\nOper\u00e1torka m\u011b ujist\u00ed, \u017ee te\u010f u\u017e to pr\u00fd jist\u011b klapne.
\nDouf\u00e1m.
\nZ bud\u011bjck\u00e9ho depa snad u\u017e nepojedou p\u0159es Blata.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Bal\u00edk … U\u017e od minul\u00e9ho t\u00fddne pos\u00edl\u00e1m bal\u00edk. Jsem l\u00edn\u00fd chodit na po\u0161tu, tak jsem si objednal PPL. Nep\u0159ijeli. Reklamoval jsem. „OK, p\u0159ijedeme z\u00edtra.“ Nep\u0159ijeli. Reklamoval jsem. „Hmmm…my m\u00e1me v syst\u00e9mu, \u017ee je to vyzvednut\u00e9.“ „Nen\u00ed.“ „OK, my to zad\u00e1me znova, ale a\u017e na pond\u011bl\u00ed. D\u0159\u00edv to nestihneme.“ V pond\u011bl\u00ed p\u0159ijdu do pr\u00e1ce, bal\u00edk nikde. … <\/p>\n

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